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Old 02-06-2010, 10:35 AM
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Post your favorite guitar jokes. Mine are here...

Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size!

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.

Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:06 AM
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haha it was really a nice joke..keep on sharing more.. jokes like that..
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:11 PM
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Thank you for share this extra ordinary joke here. It is excellent joke. I like it.
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Old 03-03-2011, 09:38 AM
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I am not much good at jokes but i see your joke are quite funny hehe. Thanks for the effort and posting it. Can you also play guitar? what type and what music do you like?



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Old 04-27-2011, 02:30 AM
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Ha ha ha.. Nice one dude!
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:14 AM
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wow very funny! lol
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Old 05-30-2011, 10:36 AM
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Quite interesting jokes. Waiting to read more like them.
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Old 06-06-2011, 11:59 AM
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Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 5 - one to hold it in place and 4 to drink beer until the room spins

Q. What do you call a bass player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. What does it mean when a guitar player drools out of both sides of his mouth?
A. The stage is level.
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Old 06-14-2011, 08:45 AM
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This is very nice and cool joke.
I really enjoy to read this joke.
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